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[bruciemilf]

Dick: Why did you just venmo Jason 3k?

Bruce: Payment

Dick: For?

Bruce: ‘Nice to dad’ bill

Dick:

Bruce: I pay him 3 thousand dollars and he’s nice to me for 30 minutes every month.

Dick: Why am I doing it for free?

Bruce: Because you have a kind heart. Also, Jason took business as his second major, and you didn’t. So.

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

man i wish writing was as easy as drawing. the pictures just pop into my head fully formed à la birth of athena. the only thing standing in my way is hand eye coordination and perhaps the linear passage of time. my writing process on the other hand is some kind of infinite monkey + infinite typewriter jest. if i slam out enough words i'll eventually hit critical mass and some LUCA organism will claw it's way out of the primordial soup twitching and gasping.

[baskeigh-ball]

separated!raph would probably have enough of an outside perspective to question splinter’s relation to them. good thing he can confide in april

[cosmicaces]

something something rody has a crush on deku and is scared that it'll affect their friendship if he finds out

[divorcedfiddleford]

here have a few doodles from the past few weeks. theyre mostly ford. you don't have a problem with that, do you (image IDs in alt text)

[antikr1sta]

(tw sh/blood/vent art) "i hate it here, i hate the smell and fluorescent lights, but most of all I hate you", he utters, gazing at his own face in the reflection of a dirty mirror; as both are only hanging on by a thread.

blood/injury tw ↓

..yeah.. i really really hate it here

[sleepsucks]

[javascriptx64]

PSA FOR THE NEW DISCORD UPDATE!!!

it is possible to revert on android! it requires a bit of faith but you can downgrade through the use of an apk!

personally i used this site. click on 'older versions' and select anything OTHER than 206.16, as this is the newest version and has the horrible UI.

since this is downloaded from an "unknown source" in your phone, it will not be able to auto-update through the play store.

[hopeswriting]

daily life arc miura haru. does anyone know who i'm talking about. do you guys remember her. i still can't believe what happened to her 😔

[onesidedradiostatic]

Going off on your previous post, what if Adam had a deal with Val, like one provides entertainment in exchange for immunity from the exterminators?

Like you can't have your favorite industry dying on you, especially not on the one day you're actually working

Also imagine if part of the reason he wanted the exterminators twice a year was because he had ran out of material and needed more

(follow-up to this post)

LMAOOO that'd be funny

but I'm pretty sure the vees always hid during exterminations so I don't see an opportunity for them to have met unless it was before val rose to power. but this crack idea is so fucking funny hold on I'm cooking something up

one extermination later

in contrast to the other homophobe, katie killjoy, adam is actually a valentino fan.

no it doesn't make sense for val to be caught in exterminations at this point but suspend your disbelief for the joke

[marshmallowcat666]

This is an old sketch I recently finished coloring since I was to tired to draw lol

[thetangycheesemanwithaplan]

911 + Text Posts pt15/?

[mekonfoy]

fem!jayvik amirite

also Vik lowkey looks like this one

[lucreziaces]

never been married yet/never had a chance to love anyone other than cesare and she’s out here saying this with her whole chest (and girlie did not lie—she did, in fact, never love a husband or anyone the way she loved her brother!!) ICONIC. LEGENDARY. NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE. also, kinda obsessed with how cesare’s possessiveness jumps out when he excitedly says she is not being asked to love her future husband???

[lupizora]

I noticed while reading the manga that Okarun in Turbo Granny mode would talk a lot more casually to everyone, especially to Momo. So, I wasn't surprised that much to hear him call her Momo-chan in the Japanese version of the latest episode.

And then I put on the English dub, only to be sucker-punched by him calling her "Babe" the first time he addressed her while transformed...

BABE??

BABE!?

BABE!!?

Where exactly did you find this rizz, dude???

[couch-house]

ummmmmm KNUCKLES :D